In alphabetical order---and remember---A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!
ARIZONA---It is against the law to let your donkey sleep in a bathtub.
CALIFORNIA---It is against the law to have two bathtubs installed in the SAME house. AND it's also against the law to bathe two babies in a tub at the same time.
(I wonder if three or more babies would be OK?)
MASSACHUSETTS---It is against the law for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.
MINNESOTA---It is against the law to have a bathtub if it doesn't have feet. (We heartily approve!)
MISSOURI---It is prohibited to install a bathtub if it has four feet which resemble animal paws.
And lastly......
PENNSYLVANNIA---It is against the law to sing in the bathtub.
What a pity......
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